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When I was growing up, watching Will Rogers perform his incredible rope tricks and listening to Will Rogers tell his jokes was always a special joy. Therefore, I have included a section of some of my favorite Will Rogers quotes to this website just for fun.

I am sure you will enjoy the following Will Rogers quotes.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
     - Will Rogers Jr

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
     - Will Rogers Jr

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
     - Will Rogers Jr

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody Else.
     - Will Rogers Jr

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
     - Will Rogers Jr

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
     - Will Rogers Jr

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
     - Will Rogers Jr

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
     - Will Rogers Jr

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
     - Will Rogers Jr

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
     - Will Rogers Jr

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
     - Will Rogers Jr

Never miss a good chance to shut up.
     - Will Rogers Jr

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
     - Will Rogers Jr

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
     - Will Rogers Jr

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
     - Will Rogers Jr

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
     - Will Rogers Jr

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
     - Will Rogers Jr

It's great to be great, but its greater to be human.
     - Will Rogers Jr

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
     - Will Rogers Jr

Heroing is one of the shortest lived professions there is.
     - Will Rogers Jr

You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you in a new way.
     - Will Rogers Jr

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
     - Will Rogers Jr

I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.
     - Will Rogers Jr

People talk peace. But men give their life's work to war. It won't stop 'til there is as much brains and scientific study put to aid peace as there is to promote war.
     - Will Rogers Jr

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
     - Will Rogers Jr

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
     - Will Rogers Jr

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
     - Will Rogers Jr

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
     - Will Rogers Jr

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
     - Will Rogers Jr

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
     - Will Rogers Jr

Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
     - Will Rogers Jr